[Mary]

Sigmund Freud

“The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, is: ‘What does a woman want?’”

Albert Einstein

“When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.”

Lenny Bruce

“Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time ... they're gone.”

Oscar Wilde

“A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”

Oscar Wilde

“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”

Charles Bukowski

“Don't wait for the good woman. She doesn't exist.”

Sigmund Freud

“A woman should soften but not weaken a man.”

Bernard Cornwell

“You won't regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the women you passed up.”

William Shakespeare

“Women speak two languages -- one of which is verbal.”

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”

[Butterfly]

I like this one:

Lenny Bruce

“Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time ... they're gone.”

[Veronica]

Quote

“Don't wait for the good woman. She doesn't exist.”

as if good men existed!